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**THIS JUST IN.....I found out my Secret Admirer is Jill Eldring. I don't know Jill, so I hope I can find her blog or email so I can thank her for all the wonderful goodies she sent me!!

Shhhhh...I've Gotta Secret!
This week was the Secret Admirer Swap. I had such fun creating and gathering Valentine goodies for my pal Amanda. Amanda found me and she emailed to tell me that she loved what I sent her. I am so glad! She liked the Valentine
B-I-N-G-O hanging the best. Here are some pictures of all the goodies I received from my Secret Admirer. The thing is, it's still a secret! LOL I haven't found her yet. She may not have a blog, so maybe she will post the pics to her Flickr. If not, maybe she will see this, and email me. I want to thank her for all of these wonderful goodies that she sent. Just take a look! This box was filled with all kinds of yummies! And look at the F-L-I-R-T banner that she made for me. How cute! I LOVE this vintage brooch! If you look closely, you can see a cute little heart pattern around the stone. How sweet! So if you are reading this, and you are my secret admirer, come out, come out, so I can give you a great BIG Thank You!


I got this email today from my sister.
I had heard some of them, but others I had not. Enjoy some Bible humor!

Bible Humor

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan.)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"

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